It's too late to find out what I've forgotten The downhill flight takes 9 hours. Timetables are confusing at the best of times. British Airways confused me so much that I could not tell whether they listed the check-in time or the departure time. Indian Railways (the world's largest network) are updated easily in some areas, where the departure times are written in chalk on a blackboard. Unsurprisingly, German schedules are written in a standardised 3-column format: Departure times are on the left side, arrival times on the right-hand side and the station names in the centre column. I suspect everything is updated in real time on your mobile: in Germany, everything is properly organised - no surprise there! I must get back to Germany for a short break this year; just to relish a super-organised society. Having accepted the mantle of senior status when booking my flights, I registered for "Assistance" to get me to the right Lounge, right Gate and right Flight. As...